when you wake up in the middle of the night thirsty as shit then go get some water and it tastes like jesus himself came down from heaven to cry wonderful distilled tears of joy into your cup
at least i know nobody’s using me for my looks
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore
"i can see your bra" good. its cute and i paid $50 for it.
woah! are bras really that expensive??
The horrifying moment when you look around for an adult and realize you are one.
I need adultier adult
#I NEED A BETTER ADULT
AN ADULT WHO CAN SUCCESSFULLY ADULT
I was doing research on Napoleon when I found it again
My favorite picture of him
"Try to beat me THIS time, Russia!!!"
"Idk why people think we’re gay"
i think theyre bloody adorable
ok so this just hit me
humidifiers fill the air with water molecules from a source of water.
so what if someone filled a humidifier with holy water. would this essentially cleanse a room of all evil?
Either demons aren’t real, or demons are afraid because humans keep coming up with $40 solutions to demon problems.